Shocking: Browns Trade Myles Garrett says head coach
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In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves through the NFL, the Cleveland Browns have traded their star defensive end, Myles Garrett, to the Chicago Bears for a case of beer, a used bicycle, and a signed photo of former Bears quarterback Jay Cutler.
The trade comes after Garrett reportedly became frustrated with the Browns’ lack of success and their inability to provide him with a Super Bowl ring. He is said to have demanded a trade to a team with a better chance of winning, and the Bears were the only team willing to meet his demands.
The Browns are expected to receive a case of Bud Light, a 10-speed bicycle, and a signed photo of Jay Cutler from his time with the Bears. The team is also expected to receive a draft pick in the seventh round of the 2025 NFL Draft.
Garrett is expected to be a major upgrade for the Bears’ defense, and he is expected to help them make a run at the Super Bowl. The Browns, on the other hand, are now left with a gaping hole at defensive end and a case of beer.